Battle me!

Go on, challenge my monster form.

Brian is an Average-Sized Ape that leaves a Trail of Goo, came Back in Time from the 29th Century, is Radioactive, cowers from Radiation, has an Extra Head, and eats Trees. Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Brian, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Brian using Strength Agility Intelligence

Actually, he's kind of a wuss. Still though, the goo and extra head are cool.